They’re not features that every earthling has, you know.
N. Gin…
I know that I am making an effort to be nicer to you, and I’d say I’m on the right track now.
However…
If I catch you so much as making goo-goo eyes at Coco Bandicoot… you and I are going to have a VERY serious problem.
In case you have forgotten, she is Crash’s sister. In other words, she is the enemy.
Besides, she’s a flipping bandicoot, man! A BANDICOOT. Granted, she is an evolved bandicoot, but she is still a BANDICOOT. How would that even work?! She’s a marsupial! And even if you two were… compatible… I dread to think what your offspring would look like. *shudders*
N. Gin, I want us to be pals again like old times, I truly do. But you’re seriously going to test my patience if you dare try anything with Coco. I have eyes everywhere, N. Gin— if you betray me, I will know.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go check on the security system and see if it’s running at full effiency. Later!
You get to be with anyone you want, even if it happens to be my double, without asking how I’d feel about that? And now you’re saying I’m betraying YOU?
You always do this! “Nitro has something that doesn’t make him miserable? Let’s squish it! SQUISH IT DEAD!”
WELL don’t worry about anything anymore! Thanks to you, I’m fully confident that you can rest easy, because I don’t have a chance! Nobody likes me, I’m nothing but an old ugly CURMUDGEON!
..I know she doesn’t even like me..
(WHOA okay again there should be everything on Cortex’s page!)
